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Why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.
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Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was
waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked, "How much for that faucet?" Walt
replied, "That's pewter and it costs $300."

"My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!"  Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy,
and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Mary replied, "No, but I will for the faucet."

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

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