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Amish Farmer
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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.

The Amishman shouts: "Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means : "Don't drink the water the cows have shit in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amishman says: "Use two hands, . . . You'll get more."
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