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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter
old - man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son."
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