A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, suddenly she farted.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool, and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day Madam, how may we help you?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He replies, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tel l you the price.'
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