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To the person who broke into my car last night |
Date: 2007-12-02, 4:34AM EST
You broke into my gray Hyundai Elantra parked on the corner of Wythe
and 4th St. As I was parking it, I noticed broken glass on the sidewalk
and thought "the lightning never strikes the same spot twice." Well, I
was wrong.
I wanted to express how much I appreciate your effort to minimize
my inconvenience. I understand that you probably come from a
disadvantaged background, you may have an addiction or two, or maybe
your mother is sick in the hospital. I quite understand your need to
break into my car.
You only broke the rear passenger small window, so even in the cold
weather there are no drifts reaching the front seats. I know it was
hard to open the car through that small window, so I appreciate the
effort.
You took my GPS system. I actually didn't like it because it doesn't
allow me to update the maps and they are quite outdated by now. Thank
you for giving me a reason to get a much better one.
You tool my work blackberry. They are actually upgrading us to the
new Pearl model. I was due to get one in February. But thanks to you, I
will get a new one on Monday. Thank you!
I do miss those $5 in spare change, but it's a small price to pay. Hope it goes a long way towards buying your next fix.
And thank you for not taking my garage key, EZ pass car, or NY map. I
wouldn't be able to get home without them. I wish all car burglars were
as decent as you are. You should start a car burglary etiquette
classes.
Your biggest fan!
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